Noe Valley Spa in San Francisco

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  Cheyenne Tracy

  :: 08 May 2018 01:53:52

  My neck and shoulders were killing me and I was looking for an affordable evening massage. I found this place on yelp and wasn't expecting a luxury massage but at least a pretty decent one. NOPE. I couldn't have been more wrong. Absolutely horrible. Worst massage I have EVER received. And you pay before you even receive the service, so when I went down to ask for my money back, or at least a discount, there was no one at the front desk. My masseuse was extremely rough, was way to fast and aggressive with all her motions, and her nails were very long and scratching me. 20 minutes of the massage was done underneath the blanket, no lotion, no oil. Literally massaging me through the blanket. I couldn't wait for it to be over. She opened the door about 3 times during the massage to go do something in the hall or talk to a fellow employee, and then when the massage was finally over, had the audacity to follow me down the stairs asking where her tip was. Not kidding, she followed me to the front door telling me to give her a tip. I finally had to lie and say I left it up in the room on the bed so she would back off. Her name was Coco. I walked right out and don't ever plan on returning. If I could give them zero stars I would. Don't waste your money or time. Trust me.

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  shasta taylor

  :: 02 May 2018 08:58:48

  Fun place and private too great from a couple or friends

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  Gideon Ford

  :: 13 March 2018 19:33:29

  Its the worst place and evryone is mean and gross

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  Jophiel Angel Gordon

  :: 31 December 2017 15:59:38

  Run down Jacuzzi area that allows you to bring your own alcohol. Small clean massage rooms.

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  Sadie Shaw

  :: 10 March 2017 14:47:58

  Great massage. Private hot tub under the stars. Understated and clean