The Byrd Nest in San Francisco

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  Patrick Zerr

  :: 16 August 2016 00:55:46

  On the whole, I enjoyed my visit, and was pleased with my time at this House of the Lord. Highlights included the enlightenment found by ascension of the many steps to the altar, as well as the sacraments found therein. However, questions remain about the accreditations of the Brothers. Not one was able to produce a Bureau of Houses (Holy and Bawdy) inspection receipt, or any personal certifications in the application of divine arts. At most, the staff seemed familiar with basic shamanism as well as some minor druid rites. Nevertheless, they endeavoured to be helpful in ensuring that the stay of this traveller was a fruitful one. I would go again.

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  Adam Hueniken

  :: 19 May 2016 15:48:32

  I came fleeing the north, seeking respite from the cold claws of winter. My quest to the Byrd's nest was fraught with peril, during the final leg my android was gravely injured outside of the TuneIn empire. I tried repairing, but unfortunately he passed mere hours before reaching our destination. Unsure of how to gain entry into this holy place, I fortunately stumbled upon one of the Monks outside, and was graciously welcomed in. I entered seeking glory amongst the evening's festivity. Unfortunately two others were crowned champion this night. Regardless the trip was undoubtedly good for my spirit, and I shall return, seeking glory once more.

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  Colin Benz

  :: 12 April 2016 19:43:10

  I was fortunate to make a pilgrimage to this holy site in spring 2016. My short time there with the holy-as-monks byrdnesters was an eye-opening experience just short of nirvana. Emerging from 228 Page Street, I felt as if I had just come from a Turkish hamam: reborn again! Like almost every new follower, it was sad to leave, but never fear: there is no empty-nest syndrome here! It is always open to byrds and other species any time of the year. I hope to return!

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  Ashkan Parcham Kashani

  :: 16 January 2016 21:21:51

  The only way I can describe it: it's similar to falling in love for the first time. One must experience The Byrd Nest to truly understand.

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  Peter Angelinos

  :: 21 December 2015 20:31:50

  at first I thought they were just a small little cult but in fact I now know that they are TRUE PROPHETS on the ONE AND ONLY BYRD who gave his left beak so that we may fly in peace I know this because one of the PROPHETS came to visit me and he told me about how QM was all in fact not true because it could not be reconciled with Goethe's cosmology and Einstein did not invent E=MC^2 it was invented before time so how can Einstein have smarted? it is like when you take a can and put it in the fridge and then it becomes cold. like that, we have the one true BYRD who has come from the heavens to REGURGITATE the WORMS OF THE SOUL into our chirping mouths. 8/10; 9/10 with worms