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  Dylan Belloni

  :: 22 December 2015 22:19:34

  This box is way too red. Why red? Why not a soothing lavender. Red makes me hungry. This box should sell skittles. Marshawn Lynch could pop out and be all like, "taste the rainbow". And then a little leprechaun runs out with a pot of gold but really it's the your favorite blue-Ray and you have to go catch him if you want to Netflix and chill. And maybe you could select a girlfriend to watch the movie with so your not sitting alone on your mom's couch watching Get Hard for the 5th time since your friends all were allowed to go on spring break but momma said you can't be trusted because of that on time freshman year when you through a party at grandmas and someone dumped out grandpa and was running around the neighborhood chugging a natigramps home brew. What if it wasn't even a box but more of a rhombus, that would be art and not a pimple on the side of every pharmacy in America.