Lightning Will Bar & Grill in Portland

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  David Scheafer

  :: 24 February 2018 02:10:14

  This was probably one of my worst experiences at a bar and it breaks my heart because when I lived down the street 2 years ago I came here multiple times per week, and felt at home in LW. Upon my return I had a couple of beers and brought a bunch or new friends, i was waiting at the bar for a couple of minutes trying to get another and the bartender finally took my order. She didn't immediately go and get my beer that I had ordered but that's fine, happens all the time, I'm not worried about it. She was fiddling with other things and tearing tickets for a raffle tonight. But then I felt something hit the back of my leg, turned around and noticed somebody PUKED on my legs, back, and shoes. He was somebody I saw them serving so he wasn't a random that walked in off the street and puked on me. Gross. So I spend the next 2 minutes trying to get a towel, washcloth, papertowel, anything from the bar staff to clean my pants and nothing... cool... I had previously been in the restroom and knew the papertowels were out.. so here I am standing in the bar with puke on me, nobody seems to want to help me as they're more concerned about the floor.. The bartender sees I have puke on me and THEN starts filling my beer (keep in mind not one apology from staff) she gives me my beer and starts fiddling again, I start to walk back to our area as everybody in the area of the bar is laughing and sees what's going on and she snaps "hey what's your name for your tab?" as if I walked in and got puked on by somebody they were serving just to sneak away with a beer.. I've been standing in the same area in the back for over an hour (you could come find me after I clean off, maybe say "sorry I didn't catch your name?"), I don't want to leave the beer I've been waiting 10 minutes at the bar for, and you aren't helping me despite me telling you thrice that I've been thrown up on, so I'm going to try and find somebody who will. I got thrown up on by somebody your bar was serving, I showed your server the puke and they didn't help or even apologize, we won't be returning. Didn't even drink that beer.

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  John Pearson

  :: 24 January 2018 00:24:09

  Great Food! Great drinks! An fun place to hang with friends

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  Triska Lee

  :: 17 January 2018 15:44:39

  Beer list is usually pretty good, although the food menu has been slowly deteriorating over the past year. Friendly staff. Plus, they have lots of sports channels if you want to watch a slightly more obscure game.

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  Mike D

  :: 16 January 2018 14:44:38

  Always a good beer selection, food is great all of the staff is friendly. Games are on tv's everywhere. You won't be disappointed

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  Ashley Lancaster

  :: 09 December 2017 17:11:41

  LOVE this place. Great staff, food, plenty of places to sit and be social or have a quiet convo. Games, mic night, can this place get any better???